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Revenge of the jilted….

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the
PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride
ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new,
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked
her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. Absolutely not! I
look like a million bucks in this dress, And I’m wearing it, she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart.
I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.” A few days later,
they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to
return the other dress? You really don’t have another Occasion where you
could wear it.” Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do,
dear…..I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the
wedding.’

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